Phishing scams

I received this in my inbox:

Lalalalalalame!!! 

I tried not to laugh, because phishing scams are not funny at all. However, did you see the lame attempts they made at trying to convince me that they actually sent this from Maybank? This is the third "Maybank" email sent to me in the month since I've returned home.

First off, Maybank doesn't send me emails. Period. Although something has to be said about the extremely coincidental timing of my receiving 3 phishing scams via email, when there has been something actually going on with my Maybank account... It's impossible for the scammers to know via the internet because I don't do Maybank internet banking. So someone somewhere must've gotten hold of confidential information somehow. 

Anyways, back to the phishing email. 

Their biggest mistakes? The atrocious spelling. You can't get past me with spelling mistakes. Ever. It's just not possible. I can and will shame you, irksome retards! I've even lost respect for these scammers! LOL. Not that I had any in the first place, but I think proper spelling is crucial when you're trying to be convincing.

Cheers